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The time is always right for cookies. (Except if there are raisins in them — gross.) But your cookies deserve some nerdy storage to match your obsessions.
Whether you love Star Wars, superheroes, Snoopy or just about anything in between, we’ve found a few jars that are just as geeky as you.
Question blocks in Mario games can be filled with all sorts of goodies and power-ups, and now you can fill your own with cookies. But please don’t jump at it or ground-pound on it. You can just open the lid to get at what’s inside.
If you find your lack of cookies disturbing, then Darth Vader can hook you up. When you open up the lid, the jar will make Darth Vader breathing noises.
If you’re feeling rebellious, then an R2-D2 jar could be more your speed. This jar also talks when you open it, but it makes R2-D2’s classic beeps and boops instead. Way friendlier than ominous breathing.
The Death Star was designed for something a bit more sinister than holding cookies, but it still works well for that. According to the product page, this jar is airtight so that your cookies can stay fresher for longer.
It’s not necessarily from a movie or a game, but even regular space nerds need a cookie fix every now and then. Keep your treats in this Apollo capsule-styled jar.
Unlike your traditional Overwatch loot boxes, this one will never be filled with disappointment. Though the cookies that you have in there can be legendary drops in their own way.
Don’t worry, no facehuggers in here. Just delicious cookies in this jar shaped like an egg from the Alien movie franchise.
With Mega Man 11 giving Capcom fans a little more hope for the Blue Bomber to make a comeback, why not celebrate by using his classic Buster cannon for a cookie jar? We wouldn’t recommend putting it on your arm, though.
If you haven’t gotten your gaming fix just yet, then this coffee canister designed like a Game Boy might be for you. It’s perfect for holding coffee beans, but you can also use it to store cookies.
The inseparable duo from Peanuts are here to safeguard your chocolate chip treats. It’s great for cartoon nerds or anyone who loves reading the funnies in the paper.
If you’re sick of seeing your relatives post random memes that have Minions on them for no reason, take your frustrations out on one by taking its head apart and stress-eating some cookies.
If you’re gonna have anyone protect your cookies, it might as well be the Caped Crusader. He also sports his trademark scowl in case you’re on a diet and need Batman to judge you.
The wait for Season 8 may seem like it’s taking forever, so you might as well try to fill the void with some cookies. This cookie jar is sculpted after one of Daenerys’s dragon eggs, though you don’t have to worry about cracking it open and finding Rhaegal in there.
Speaking of waiting, there are still quite a few months until Avengers: Infinity War blows our minds, so pass the time with cookies and keep them in this Infinity Gauntlet jar. Just make sure Thanos doesn’t try to snatch it from you — the big guy probably likes cookies more than he likes Infinity Stones.
Unfortunately, this cookie jar is probably not that much bigger on the inside. It does, however, light up and make sounds when you press on the lamp or close the lid, so Whovians will want to snatch this one up.
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